Moon Athlete Pillows

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Football Fans

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Yearbook

Bullseye!

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Saving a Heart