Mood Swing Survivors Gifts

'I hate Mondays!'

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.

Bipolar bear.

Psychotic mood swing.

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

Bipolar Bear.

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

'What the hell is she so happy about?'

Pissed-off hour.

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

Valentines from your cat

Although just before her period, Pamela is not the one who is going to start bleeding...

'Patient wise, what I lose on the emotional rollercoasters I make up on the mood swings.'

Angry Hour

"Have you noticed a change in Sophie since she turned 14?"

"You and your mood swings"

Ok, who's AB positive and who's AB negative?

"Goodness, is it that time of the month already, dear?"

'I take it Happy Hour is over?'

"I can't explain it, Doc! One moment I'm up - the next moment I'm down! . . Up!. . . Down!. . . Up!. . . Down! . . ."

The Post-Menopause early warning system.

'The S.E.C warns that irrational exuberance, if left untreated can lead to bi polar mood changes.'

"It's best to stay out of Emma's way until after she's had her morning coffee!"

Sponsored grump, donate now: 'This isn't much of a challenge for you really, is it?'

'Would you believe that? This idiot just called me furious and uncontrolled!'

'I think you should know that I have a dark side.'

'What a day. My girlfriend left me, and my dog died. My only consolation is that it can't get any worse!'

"She's having mood swings."

Rarrr!!! - 'Nice try.' - 'Rar!' - 'You win.' - 'I know.' -