Mood Scientist Pillows

Out of Sorts

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Sexual chemistry set

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

"What's it all about?"

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

'Manic depression research centre.'

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

'None for me, thanks. It might improve my mood.'

"Is something bothering you?"

Bipolar bear.

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

How scientists propose

Mood Swingometer - Tetchy/Calm.

"Uh-oh!"

Rainy Days

There are times when it feels like I wasn't even meant to party.

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

"Listen ... can you hear that? That’s the sound of four months of winter depression."

Bluebird of Happiness/Pucebird of Malaise

"You can cast a pall in there."

I feel happy

Hissing booth Free hisses