Mood Maverick Pillows

'Manic depression therapy clinic.'

"You experience violent mood swings from elation to despair? That's normal for a boat owner."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

Guitar Man.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Gene Therapy

Popera!

Classic Emojis for sale.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Medical Cabinet

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Hacksaw Violin.

Santa Metal Claus

Musical Note Nail

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

Boy who has been to the dentist

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"Stan, this looks like a breakthrough!"

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

"Don't feel bad. Shallow people make my job easy."

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

"I was so happy after winning the Mood Swing World Champs, I did a victory lap of all the known emotions."