Mood Maverick Prints

'Manic depression therapy clinic.'

"You experience violent mood swings from elation to despair? That's normal for a boat owner."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

Guitar Man.

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Gene Therapy

Popera!

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

Classic Emojis for sale.

Medical Cabinet

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Psychiatry. Ordinary therapeutic techniques have been unsuccessful, but I have a crazy idea that just might work!

Santa Metal Claus

Hacksaw Violin.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Musical Note Nail

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Boy who has been to the dentist

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"Stan, this looks like a breakthrough!"

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

"I was so happy after winning the Mood Swing World Champs, I did a victory lap of all the known emotions."