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"Time for your St. John's Wort."

The day the stock market went UP.

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

The Death of the Blues

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

Jumping Man

The Three Kinds of People

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

How Optimism Works

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

Back to school.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'