Moo-ving Baseball Fan Pillows

'Are you sure this is part of the Yankee farm system?'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Monster Baseball

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

"Yin and Yankee fan"

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

Waiting for the end of the acid-rain delay at the ballpark in the year 2258...

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

Arcade Game Baseball.

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

T-Rex Baseball