Monument Rocker Gifts

StonesHendge.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Horse statue throws off rider.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

An amplified harp

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Stonehenge Ticket Office

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

A monument gets down from his plinth.

First aid and sculpture

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

"They ruin the landscape!"

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

The Chicken of the North

Oldies Band.

National Mom Monument.

National Pigeon Monument (poos on someone's head).

"No air guitar"

Mount Rushmore Selfie

Stone Henge - "OK, I'll take it, but I want it next to the A303 in Wiltshire."

Thoughts about a comfort

Kissing bench with rockers

'Hello, Trompe L'Oeils-R-Us, Croydon office...'