Monster Movie Impresario T-Shirts

'OK, but if I tell you what's going on, you have to promise not to overreact.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

Night of the Zombonies.

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Zombies.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Hugh fans!"

Solar Frankenstein

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Giant slug attacks a city

King Kongs first christmas

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Which part are you reading for?"

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

Official Fight Cards