Monster Movie Impresario T-Shirts

'OK, but if I tell you what's going on, you have to promise not to overreact.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Out To Lurch

"Look! No hands!"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Night of the Zombonies.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Hugh fans!"

Zombies.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Solar Frankenstein

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Giant slug attacks a city

King Kongs first christmas

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Which part are you reading for?"

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Official Fight Cards

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'