Monster Fanatic Mugs

"Bring me a stem cell."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Sorry, I'm the Amazing People Watcher. I'm going all I can."

"Trick or trample!"

An Ugly Mummy.

Monster Hankies.

The Real Mummy's Curse

"How on earth did you end up with so many blood types?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Myths and legends...

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Giant Monster in Bath

King Kongs first christmas

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'