Monitor Maverick Pillows

Castaway uses a PC instead of a bottle.

Cellphone Islands

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

In, Out, Shake it all about

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"I've been promoted from barbarian pillager to management. Do you know how to tie a neck tie?"

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Casual skydiving.

There's got to be more to life than just sitting at a desk...

"It's the new mobile office."

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

"Burroughs? Yeah, I know him. He'll stoop to anything and has absolutely no sense of shame... Lucky stiff!"

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"You again?"

The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on my cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

'Edwards never comes out of his comfort zone.'

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

'Thank you Fenster. You gave us a real sense of the redundant banality of what we do here.'

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

Garage "Now then, squire, what would you like first - the bad news, or the really, really bad news?"

'Slow down, Jim, You're eating your phone and barking into your burger.'

'Twelve ounces in a pound - what do you want to be, boy, a butcher?'