Measurement Maverick Pillows

'Oops! They have used inches instead of centimetres.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'Twelve ounces in a pound - what do you want to be, boy, a butcher?'

"I don't think it matters is you choose metric or imperial."

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

Pi fight!

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

"I got an A in creative writing. Don't I get credit for creative addition."

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

"It's a VERY novel variant!"

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'I never realized how difficult mothematics was!'

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"You again?"

Lady Justice using metric scales.

The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

"Can you recommend a wine that tastes like a good beer?"

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

Italian Army Knife