Audio Maverick Pillows

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

Cellphone Islands

'Play it again, Sam.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Guitar Man.

Grandma's caf

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

Popera!

'Have you any W fronts?'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Hairstyles

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

I love Marimba

Santa Metal Claus

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Nick Cave.

"You fit in. You just don't match."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

Music Freak.

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

Hacksaw Violin.

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Air Sitar.