Moneypit Detective T-Shirts

'Any other hidden operating expenses you haven't told me about?'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'Crisis'

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

IRS Audit Section

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

The United States' economy deflating.

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

"'Statistics will prove anything' is right, Carruthers. They prove you screwed up."

Dark money donor

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Clandestine cows.

'Whose idea was it to use enron as a benchmark?'

'Great, and I'll also need some mirrors.'

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"Some of it is soft and some of it is hard, but the main thing is that all of it is money."

Have you seen my money?

Financial Corruption

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'