Money Tree Enthusiast Gifts

Corporate Head to others at meeting: 'Today is financial Arbor Day. We're going to find some worthwhile charity and plant a money tree.'

'Prof. Sigurdt has made giant strides in making genetic engineering profitable.'

"I am the tree of abundance."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Watering Money

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

"Did you remember my mints?"

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

Stop and Birch

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

'Great visual support.'

'Money, I'm home!'

Tree Squirrel

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Happy looking manager with a bag of money

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

Why do you want a career in the bank?

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

No tree hugging.

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