Money Tree Enthusiast Gifts

Corporate Head to others at meeting: 'Today is financial Arbor Day. We're going to find some worthwhile charity and plant a money tree.'

'Prof. Sigurdt has made giant strides in making genetic engineering profitable.'

"I am the tree of abundance."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Watering Money

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

Stop and Birch

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'Money, I'm home!'

'Great visual support.'

Tree Squirrel

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

Happy looking manager with a bag of money

Why do you want a career in the bank?

No tree hugging.

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

When I make it, I like to see it.

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

Statue of pound sign