Money Tree Dreamer Gifts

"We did it, we found the nonprofit fountain of funding."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Watering Money

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

Snowing Money.

What is possible/what is probable.

What is possible and what is probable.

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

Golden Eggs.

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

Corporate Head to others at meeting: 'Today is financial Arbor Day. We're going to find some worthwhile charity and plant a money tree.'

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

'Prof. Sigurdt has made giant strides in making genetic engineering profitable.'

"Hey, I got another roll of thousands, that's the third time this week... so what'd you get?"

"When I'm gone all this will be yours son...but I'll be bankrupt by then so you'll probably get nothing!"

"Where'd you get that?"

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

"Filling up 10 cars with gas would be crazy expensive!"

'I'm the bride's ex boyfriend. Before she says yes, can I just tell her that I've just won the lottery jackpot?!'

'Funny how no-one ever asks for the cure for cancer.'

What is possible...

"Do you think we should tell anyone about this?"

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

"Someday, son, you're going to inherit a great deal of money. It's called 'Head Start'."

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

"In Heaven it does."

Typical body language 1 hour after major Lottery win.