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'I'm not good at math, but when you have a salary with so many zeros in it, you don't have to be.'

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'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

'As you can clearly see in this Pie Chart...something is eating into our profit margins!'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

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'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

'Great visual support.'

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

'Money, I'm home!'

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

'The financial crisis is unlikely to worry me: I lay a new Golden Egg every day...'

"The people who were running the economy last year... are running the economy this year."

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Happy looking manager with a bag of money

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

Clever pitbulls.

Why do you want a career in the bank?

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

Advent Calender.

Wall Street: Panic, don't panic

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'