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"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

Advent Calender.

'You say you want to speak to me about a raise?'

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

"It covers up all the debt."

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

Merchant Bankers - Patience is a virtue, anyone displaying it will be dismissed

"Experts agree - we need a tax increase."

'With so little being done, we're out to collect money to reduce the deficit...'

'Everyone is so health conscious...But what good is health? It can't buy you money!'

The Caring Society: Analysts.

'Come on fellas! I was just kidding about the 'pay their fair share' stuff!'

Dead Greek Pensions

Public unions.

Donald Trump

'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'

The Tooth Accountant

'Unfortunately, our computer trading software just sent your money to someone in Nigeria.'

'It's from my stockbroker - he'd like to join us.'

"We have a fund with a new, advanced financial strategy but it hasn't been tested on humans.''

the company is cutting back our team's training budget.'

IRS AUDIT DEPARTMENT, 'It's a bet -- if I don't take the next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

"Yes, we have three children. Their names are time guzzler, career killer, and cost factor."

"If we finance your army will you promise not to attack the bank?"

'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'

"It's our bank with some disturbing news. . . someone hacked into our account and paid all our bills."

"Our house is on credit, our cars are on credit, our vacations are on credit. Banks are always failing, it's just that ours will never go bancrupt."

"Hear no evil...See no evil...Just evil."

'It says here you were finance manager for your fellow inmates on cell block 3. This does raise other concerns.'