Money Talk Aficionados Mugs

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

"It covers up all the debt."

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

Advent Calender.

'You say you want to speak to me about a raise?'

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

"Experts agree - we need a tax increase."

Merchant Bankers - Patience is a virtue, anyone displaying it will be dismissed

The Caring Society: Analysts.

'Everyone is so health conscious...But what good is health? It can't buy you money!'

'With so little being done, we're out to collect money to reduce the deficit...'

Public unions.

'Come on fellas! I was just kidding about the 'pay their fair share' stuff!'

Dead Greek Pensions

Donald Trump

'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'

'Unfortunately, our computer trading software just sent your money to someone in Nigeria.'

The Tooth Accountant

the company is cutting back our team's training budget.'

'It's from my stockbroker - he'd like to join us.'

"We have a fund with a new, advanced financial strategy but it hasn't been tested on humans.''

"Our house is on credit, our cars are on credit, our vacations are on credit. Banks are always failing, it's just that ours will never go bancrupt."

IRS AUDIT DEPARTMENT, 'It's a bet -- if I don't take the next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

"It's our bank with some disturbing news. . . someone hacked into our account and paid all our bills."

"If we finance your army will you promise not to attack the bank?"

'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'

"Yes, we have three children. Their names are time guzzler, career killer, and cost factor."

"Hear no evil...See no evil...Just evil."

ATM at gas station.