Money Talker Mugs

'Everyone is so health conscious...But what good is health? It can't buy you money!'

'How much did you have in mind?'

'So what's so great about being an economist? You can talk about money without having to make any.'

'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'

'It would make me feel insignificant if I didn't make so much money.'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

The president's men

The Shrinking Dollar.

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

Me and my money are soon parted

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

'You say you want to speak to me about a raise?'

"I told you never to call me here."

"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"

'Don't worry. he always does that right before he raises taxes.'

One day, John found out that not only he could understand animals but his money, too.

Tax haven.

"Do you mind if we do this without the violins?"

'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.'

The Caring Society: Analysts.

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

"This article says that a good investment consultant can smell money like a dog smells fear..."

Dollar sign balloon.

"I'm not judging you... God is."

'Dollar'

'I only invented money last month, and I already have four payments due!'

"Eventually I'd like to have a business where the money rolls in and I wouldn't have to be there much."

"And remember, son, perception isn't reality - money is."

"Leave me alone. I'm deciding who to leave out of my will."

'Because it's there.' (asking for a loan at huge vault)

'Here's a twenty. Go nuts.'

"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours."

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."

'Your interest? -- oh, we used that to pay the federal deposit insurance.'