Money Talk Strategist Pillows

'You say you want to speak to me about a raise?'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

Will work for ETFs

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'The recession is over, again.'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

'Are we broke yet?'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"I just..."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"It's going to require a great deal of money."

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

'The market shifted on me.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Reverse Mortgage.

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

Davos.

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.