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Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I need to see your budget proposal."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

"I just..."

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Now this is my kind of green!'

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.