Money Mystery Lovers Gifts

'Let's not jump to any conclusions Wilma. There could be many reasons why he has a million in used bank notes under his bed.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'If nobody has any money, where did it all go?'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'Money, I'm home!'

'Great visual support.'

"We're here, Harry."

How should I know up or down? All I heard was the FT was 74.95.

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

'Don't you ever knock?'

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

Why do you want a career in the bank?

"Of course there's emotion in business. Has your heart never skipped a beat at the sight of a long string of zeros after a seven."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

Professional football.

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

Happy looking manager with a bag of money

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'Emotional blackmail.'

Statue of pound sign

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

Do you believe in money at first sight?