Money-minded Monarch T-Shirts

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Cord cutter

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

Financial Eyesight

'I think we may have an income problem.'

'Money, money, money, that's the only three things you ever think about.'

"Let's be honest here and admit we're targeting the 'stupid-with-their-money' demographic."

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

"I'm savings. Investing is across the hall."

Pollution and money

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

"I'm not sure you're taking this bonus cap thing seriously."

Not My Coronation Quiche

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

'Oh, we would never throw money at anything...we love money too much.'

'OK, here's the play, based on your prorated salaries...'

"And remember, son, perception isn't reality - money is."

Money Hog

'I like green tea. It's the color of money.'

"Forget the children, consider staying together for the sake of your finances!"

'It's not quite as bad as it looks - they're only witholding payment until we publish our expenses.'

"Always borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect to be paid back."

"The big money is in development? Now you tell me?"

King vs King- who's the clown?

"I'm working harder than I ever have, but all I get out of it is larger and larger paychecks."

'I'm on the throne!'

'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'

"Retirement plan? Nobody here makes enough to afford to retire."

'That's the first Dollar I ever made -- I'm thinking of converting it to Euros.'