Money-minded Mates Pillows

Lonely Piggy Bank

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'You mean that if one of us came to a sticky end I would receive a hundred thousand?'

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'Money, money, money, that's the only three things you ever think about.'

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

'The rich get richer, the poorer get poorer..' '..And the comfortably off stay comfortably off!'

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

It's good to get together with friends!

Australian stress counselling.

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

Pub Quiz

Two Old Boys

"I'm savings. Investing is across the hall."

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"I'm not sure you're taking this bonus cap thing seriously."

'Oh, we would never throw money at anything...we love money too much.'

'OK, here's the play, based on your prorated salaries...'

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.