Money Matters Musings Pillows

'No thanks, dude. I've got enough money.'

Watering Money

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

'The 'free market' economic theory is falling!'

Economic Prosperity

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

Scott Walker keeps his job.

'Whoever said 'We have nothing to fear but fear itself' ought to have a look at my credit card bill.'

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

"Experts agree - we need a tax increase."

Money and Football

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

' I earn a six-figure income, if you count those two little numbers after the decimal point.'

The Recession Hole.

"You're my ideal client. A man with a LOT of money, in a LOT of trouble."

EU-budget fight

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

"What do you mean, 'money isn't everything'?

Plimbco Bank & Trust, old money division.

'I had to co-pay for the bagel.'

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

'Behind the Eight Ball'

The Way of the Euro?

'You can't win — every time we earn a little overtime, it gets eaten up by inflation!'

"'How does this make me feel?' For what you charge an hour - you should be able to tell me."

'Wow! You weren't exaggerating when you said your company had a high cash burn rate!'

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

Self Service Loan

The Inflation of the Dollar.

"'Ere! I've been readin' about you in the paper. Winnin' £10 million's made you sad, lonely an' bitter!"

Dicorce lawyer: 'I can't promise you custody of your money. But I'll make darn sure you get full visitation rights!'

Community Bailout.

"You have a pre-existing condition...your credit score."