Money Magicians Mugs

'You seem to be raking in a lot of money.' 'I didn't realize I planted it in pay dirt.'

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

'I'm beginning to see some change in you.'

'Here's a psychological phenomenon in which shareholders actually sympathize with management. It's called the Stockholder Syndrome.'

'A withdrawal? †Oh, the cut-and-run type, eh?'

Economic Crisis

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Life of Pi

Time Is Money

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

Investing your savings

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Everything's gone up."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Falling stocks appear to be rising when man stands on his head.

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'Wait a minute....!

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

The Forever Stamp