Money Mystic Mugs

'Everything will turn to gold-but don't worry,it won't last....'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Time Is Money

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

Investing your savings

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"Everything's gone up."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'Wait a minute....!

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

Snowing Money.

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'