Money Joke Fan Prints

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'Now that I have your attention...'

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

Loan Alley

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Jumping Wall Street.

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

I can't believe It!

Black hole-in-the-wall at Jodrell Bank

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

'The difference between Micro and Macro economics is this: Macro is what you owe, and Micro is what you're paid.'

Credit card campaign ad

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."

'Now that I think about it, you're right: Like bankers, we thrive on the misfortune of others...'

Ace Borrowing Company (formerly Ace Loan Company)

'He finds it easier to fire people this way.'

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

'I'm going to refer you to a doctor. You seem to have developed immunity to winning stocks.'

"We will help you to evade taxes in dollars, Swiss Francs, Euros, Pounds....or even in dead mice and birds!"

"Oh, that's just a side effect from last week's co-payment."