Money-back Maestro T-Shirts

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

U.S. Credit Rating

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Wealth Juggler.

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

US dollar rising and falling.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis