Monetary Navigator Gifts

Ben Bernanke

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

The Life of Pi

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

Made in China.

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

Homeless count.

I think I can...

Number Phobia.

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

'Congratulations. Your old bloated 401K is now valued as a lean, mean 199F!'

'We're going to need a bit more than comfortably off, I'm afraid.'

'And their financial E.K.G. shows that they are in excellent health.'

'I'm starting to wonder if all my 'Account Executive' got on her broker's exam was nail polish.'

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

Couple with confusing pamphlets

The gold price chart.

Ok, ok, we'll discuss your issues with personal space again.

Cornucopia of Bankers

"Economists, and these days we're missing more and more of the poor souls."

"Son, it’s time we had the ‘your mother and me got fleeced by Wall Street and you’ll have to support us’ talk."