Atm Navigator Gifts

'Is it out of order or out of money?'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'

Earl checks his balance at the bank.

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

"And they tell us money is hard to come by."

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

"You must cut down on your smoking."

'Today in Money Management class we learned the value of locating the nearest ATM.'

Saving for Winter.

The Cash Pointer Sisters

Santa with shopping bags at the airport goes to the 'Frequent Flyers Check-In' desk.

Easy Course

Ben Bernanke

'I win!!

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

No smoking initiative.

Hotel Sign In

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'