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'Is it out of order or out of money?'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

Earl checks his balance at the bank.

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

All gates.

"And they tell us money is hard to come by."

Airport Security. Sir, one of your tubs is empty. That one's got my dignity!

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

Very best ATM's.

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

"You must cut down on your smoking."

'Today in Money Management class we learned the value of locating the nearest ATM.'

The Cash Pointer Sisters

Santa with shopping bags at the airport goes to the 'Frequent Flyers Check-In' desk.

Saving for Winter.

Easy Course

Ben Bernanke

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

To complete your withdrawal, select denomination. $20's $10's Heads Tails

No smoking initiative.

'I win!!

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

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