Monday Motivator Mugs

Getting through the week.

'Just ignore John - He gets that Friday feeling early Monday morning.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

Go! Means NOW!

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

The 6 A.M. News Team

Get up and go

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

Every Day is a Gift

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

Workaholic

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

"Stu's not a morning person."

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

Fat Britain

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

Chicken Affirmations

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'