Monday Motivator Prints

Getting through the week.

'Just ignore John - He gets that Friday feeling early Monday morning.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

Go! Means NOW!

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

The 6 A.M. News Team

Get up and go

Every Day is a Gift

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

Workaholic

Fat Britain

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

"Stu's not a morning person."

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"