Midweek Motivator Mugs

Thought for Wednesday

'Hey, cheer UP, Bert! It's Wednesday... Hump Day!'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

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Sportsman and music

Get up and go

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

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Every Day is a Gift

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

Workaholic

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

'The tough part of making a living is that you have to do it all over again tomorrow.'

"Do you ever get that 'Monday morning' feeling?"