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No caption (A monk wears a cross necklace that has attached earbuds).

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Sergey Rahmaninov

Dear Diary

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

The Corus.

"Where there's Bruch, there's mass."

'So what did you do with a problem like Maria?'

Lovebird and the Song Birds

"I hear we went platinum."

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

But what is the sound of one hand clapping for one hand playing air guitar and one hand playing air drums?

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

Camille Saint-Saens.

"Nice sonata, but it wouldn't hurt him to comb his hair and smile now and then."

"Ever worked out how much we have saved over the years by not having to buy trousers?"

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

"Ready Hans? Deep breath."

New rule: no tumble-drying!

"Oh, I miss my days in the orchestra playing the cello."

Cherub playing the cello.

'Stop monking around and get inside!'

"I've switched from self-flagellation to a high-fiber diet."

Why must you have "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" on the jukebox? A lot of people complained that "Happy Hour" was too happy.

Hop-scotching monk.

Early Music Festival

Monk with accordion hidden in his robes.

'I guess it's OK - provided he keeps the vow of silence.'

'There will be outbreaks of muzak everywhere.'

Gregorian Monk Silent Disco.

Christmas Carols

Shoo!