Monastery Music Mixer T-Shirts

Gregorian Monk Silent Disco.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"An everything Martini, please."

New music conference

Birds with Headphones

Veloci-Rapper

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Old songs made new

Books and Phones

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

Bach Doubles

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Bloody Cyclops!"

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

Santa's close call with the Cow Jumping over the Moon.

Clam - The Dance Mix

Singing Doctor

No caption. (Friar wears a cross and the chord leads to his ears as it does with a MP3 player.)

Beethoven's 10th

'I'm not eating it, not if it's been genetically modified.'

House trained cat

"Um...David, a word if we may."

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

My Dog Scratch

Library computer center: CYBRARIAN.

A Meeting of Audio Buffs.