Monarchy Mugs

'I TOLD you we should run it by legal first!'

"His Highness is changing his relationship status."

Charles I

"Excellent, but not fit for a king."

Elizabeth I

Henry II

Henry VIII

Charles I

'I warned you not to allow ballot initiatives!'

King John

Edmund II

'...And the ones wearing shoes are the MIDDLE class.'

Athelstan

King Henry VII

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Edward the Martyr

Queen and Price Philip at home.

Harthacnut

King Edward II

King Harold II

"...And then some kid hacked my Twitter account!"

"Refresh my memory - Was I born great, or did they thrust greatness upon me?"

'Argus' - Corruption in the Court of George III

King Richard I

"Am I Henry the fifth or Henry the sixth? I can't remember."

Monarch with Notice - Long Live Me

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

"With respect, Your Majesty's involvement with the Yahoo Bootlovers Group is not conducive to the cohesion of the Empire."

Inviolability of the King in Spain

"On the one hand, we don't live in a democracy. On the other hand, we don't have a problem with voter fraud."

Sure, due process sounds good --- But do you really want to get stuck with jury duty?

"The hat"? King. It because uneasy lies that head that wears the crown.

Coronation of King Charles III