Monarch Musings T-Shirts

Celebrate royal musings with our clever t-shirts that combine humor, wit, and creativity—perfect for those who enjoy pondering life’s noble questions in style.

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'Physician, I've had a terrible headache all day.'

'Physician, I've had a terrible headache all day.' mockup

'Physician, I've had a terrible headache all day.'

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'...And before I knew it, I'd delegated ALL my authority!'

'...And before I knew it, I'd delegated ALL my authority!' mockup

'...And before I knew it, I'd delegated ALL my authority!'

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Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels mockup

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

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"Surprise!"

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"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?" mockup

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

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'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!' mockup

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

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"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?" mockup

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

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'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!' mockup

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

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"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along." mockup

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

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"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game." mockup

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

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''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?' mockup

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

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"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite." mockup

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

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"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith." mockup

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

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'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

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'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?' mockup

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

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'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!' mockup

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

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(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

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