Moments Of Truth Fans Pillows

True confessions.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

Eureka!

"After years of low level burglaries, Robin Hood started to steal from the rich using a sophisticated Ponzi scheme."

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

Sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill while riding on a scooter.

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

"Didn't Mommy and Daddy tell you the other children would play with you if you wore your Halloween costumes?!"

"Have you ever considered that you haven't been promoted because you're and idiot?"

'Obese brother'.

Asap's Fables.

"Another milestone: the first step, first word, first excuse..."

39 Bodies Discovered in a Lorry in Essex

'Do you take this woman...'-'Sorry just got a call coming through.'

Boy embarrassing parents in front of a visitor

Jack and the Beanstalk updated.

Consensual Murder

Corona island

Some people just don't know when to leave.

"Elves making content for the poor influencer."

"Well, I guess that's the last time the Cullings ever invite us over!"

"You finished in there yet?"

Rudolph accepts Santa's request via texting

'Hi, I'm a hedge fund manager.'

"For my 15 minutes of fame I've gotten 60 days of social media abuse."

The modern day Robin Hood

"It's so quiet, you can hear yourself think."

Bank robbery

Smelly date.

Sunnuva...

"Has that been there since lunchtime?"