Mollusc Admirer Pillows

"He's long gone, sheriff - you'll never catch him."

"Bloody caravans..."

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

"He's not in. Can you crawl back after lunch?"

Snail with lots of shells says: 'I've extended as far as possible, so there was nowhere to go but down.'

"Really, Elwood...you have a pet snail?"

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"I hate these tower blocks. . ."

Gardener and the Giant Snail

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I love this time of day."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

Shell Fire

Squirrel on the beach

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

You are what you eat!

Snail Pattern Balding.

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

ATM withdrawal

Tree Squirrel

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

Lady drinking Champagne.

A Day in the Life of Squirrels