Moleskine Enthusiast Gifts

"Twenty bucks says he pulls out a Moleskin."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Carbon Dating.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Small child checks out a book.

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"The narrative seems contrived."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

The greatest love story ever moled.

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"On your mark! Get set!"

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

"The 'Times' called his novel 'downloadable'."

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."