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"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'There's nothing on.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Drive-thru Church

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Latest Aye Phone

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

"Fresh pepper?"

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Customer help - jargon talking i-diot.

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

"I'm on the haywain."

"Lemonade App: $1"

'You're grounded... not you, the drone.'

The Painting Channel

"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"Would you please refrain from texting while I'm operating!"

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.