Modernization Critic Gifts

"Somewhere to cash a cheque, anywhere to cash a cheque."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

The Price of Freedom

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Corporate Greed.

"Money is life's report card."

"Sir, your greed is showing."

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Capitalism and Consumers

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

The two faces of capitalism.

Computerized society.

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Down With Wikipedia

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

Consumption Graph.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

Trickle down

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."