Modern World Satirist Pillows

'Do you have a non-cellphone section? I don't want to be bothered by secondhand cellphone conversations.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Occu-Pie Mars

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Trump pardons

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

UK border controls relaxed.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

No-Work Orange

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Ghostwriting the Bible

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

CIA report

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

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Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."