Modern Work Culture Fans Gifts

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"Staff support"

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Let's Celebrate

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

"You've all been like a company to me."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

'I'm the CEO of a large corporation. Of course my cough is productive. Everything I do is productive.'

"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

He was the kind of boss who evoked extreme emotions.

'Will sublet 5pm-9am & weekends.'

'I've tried hunting, and I've tried gathering, but what I really want is a desk job.'

'There are two kinds of people, Harris. Those that KISS butt and those that KICK butt.'

'Me? I'm just visiting from the company next door.'

'Hey, I know how to stop famine and poverty! Let's have lunch and after that, we go on making money!'

"So Jones really did take the stairs."

"This is Ms. Watkins, a vital member of our greet staff."

'We offer a comprehensive healthcare plan, paid vacation, and a generous pension. Unfortunately, we can no longer afford to pay you a salary.'

Boss has No Parking sign placed in middle of office.

Merry Christmas!

You're getting that office with windows you've always wanted - you'll be working from your car in the parking lot with a laptop.

"I miss the good old days when I was the rainmaker."

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

"That's where I do 'my business'."

Proposed Merger

'Not now, Harry. I'm on hold.'

"I wonder if he realizes how belittling him wearing that thing around the office is."

'The government is running this country like nobody's business.'