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"You do understand that I can only offer you a zero hour contract?"

"I feel your pain."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

"Tarzan no want computer."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

'No, we don't have casual Fridays, but we do have casual Saturdays, for employees who can't finish their work during the regular work week.'

"AI designed my statue."

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

'Will sublet 5pm-9am & weekends.'

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

'I've tried hunting, and I've tried gathering, but what I really want is a desk job.'

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

Sign on office wall says: 'Mustn't grumble.' Employee says: 'You have to admit, it's not much of a mission statement.'

"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"

Oil on canvas/oil in barrel.

'We offer a comprehensive healthcare plan, paid vacation, and a generous pension. Unfortunately, we can no longer afford to pay you a salary.'

Pfft! I could do that.

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

Marie-Therese Walter

Cartoon Crisis. . . Biden's already causing problems!

"I think 'hot desking' works better with more than one desk."

'It's hard to get good people, and even harder to keep them.'

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

'Someday people will commemorate this moment with exhaustion, overindulgence, and rampant consumerism!'

'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'

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