Modern Vs Antique Debater T-Shirts

Digital or analog elevators.

Mozart on a computer,

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

'I'm working with a bunch of cavemen.'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"I hope I live long enough to see Bush's view of his legacy come true! I'll be around a long, long, long time!"

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

'David, I want you tested for steroids.'

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"If you need it to start a fire. I have a lithium ion battery."

"I don't know much about art, but I do know s**t when I see it."

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

Corporate Running of the 'Bull'.

Speed Dating/Speed Dumping

Minotaur Exits Maze As Doorman Calls Cab

"Today we celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month, unless you object to the term 'Hispanic'....in which case we can call it Latino Heritage Month, though some people find both phrases inaccurate...so some of us are now calling it Spanish-speaking person month,

"There ain't enough room in this season for the both of us."

Fine People on Both Sides