Modern Vs Antique Debater Prints

Digital or analog elevators.

Mozart on a computer,

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

'I'm working with a bunch of cavemen.'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"I hope I live long enough to see Bush's view of his legacy come true! I'll be around a long, long, long time!"

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

'David, I want you tested for steroids.'

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"If you need it to start a fire. I have a lithium ion battery."

"I don't know much about art, but I do know s**t when I see it."

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

Corporate Running of the 'Bull'.

Rudy, stop thinking about it. About what? About how if the dark ages had never happened, we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now. Instead of poking acks on your me-phone, you'd have a chip implanted up your whatsits that'd let you do anything you could imagine. My phone says without the dark ages, we'd have had no renaissance - so you science-haters are RESPONSIBLE for my me-phone. Stalemate.

Enough with the e-readers. Blasphemer! Ooh, I can carry 1,000 books at one time. Ooh, I can download books in an instant. Ohh, I can check out the first chapter without buying. But … But you can't see the cover of the book. There is no cover. So? How can I judge a book reader without seeing their cover?! Fair. Disturbing. But fair.

Speed Dating/Speed Dumping

Minotaur Exits Maze As Doorman Calls Cab

"Today we celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month, unless you object to the term 'Hispanic'....in which case we can call it Latino Heritage Month, though some people find both phrases inaccurate...so some of us are now calling it Spanish-speaking person month,

The Colonist

"There ain't enough room in this season for the both of us."

Fine People on Both Sides